/b/ - Random

>be me
>taking a shit
>wipe, there’s shit on the toilet paper
>wipe again, less shit
>wipe again, no shit
>wipe again to be sure. Again the wipe is clean
>flush and go about my day
>couple hours later my asshole is itching like crazy
>go to the bathroom and wipe
>mfw it’s covered in shit

Does this happen to anyone else? Feels like it happens almost every time at this pointy